More Nerd Stuff

I panicked a little today when I realized I hadn’t gone by Madness Comics & Games last week, and had thus risked missing out on the latest copy of Thor: God of Thunder.

In case you aren’t aware, that is the only comic I currently collect. It is 100% pure grade-A fuckin’-A AWESOME.  Great, great comic. Since it’s on issue 24 right now, it isn’t too late to go ahead and get the whole run, and I recommend that you do. The first ten or so — the first story arch called “the God Butcher” – has been compiled graphic novel style.

This particular title is more or less a stand alone comic. No cross over stuff with other Marvel titles, so it is simple to collect. There’s not a lot of stuff to remember, and it doesn’t require that you get 10 other Marvel comics every month to keep up. Great stories, great art.

Madness has all these great Doctor Who tshirts. Now my 13-year old nephew is a big Doctor Who fan, and I really wanted to get him this cool shirt that said “Save the Daleks”, with a line drawing of a Dalek. They didn’t have anything smaller than a size large, and mostly XL, XXL, and XXXL. Same story with the other shirts. Yep. Lots of giant shirts, but none for smaller people.

Draw your own conclusions there…in between slices of pizza and chocolate donuts and big bowl of chips.

I spent a little time in Madness today, checking it all out. I love seeing the gaming tables there, with miniature cities and battlefields and whatnot there, ready to play. I have never been into the “war games” — the ones with the battle fields and miniature armies and whatnot, but it looks fun.

Anyhooooo…after watching Wil Wheaton’s Tabletop for a few episodes, I ordered the game Qwirkle to play with my nephews and niece on an upcoming trip. It looked really fun, and it’s simple. Simple, but with strategy. I think it will be fun.

 

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Me! Essayist! ????

Some know, but most do not, that freestyle skateboarding still exists. There are still skaters who perfect the art of doing tricks on flat ground, one trick after the other, in contests. There are those who would call this practice a “throwback” or anachronism, or just silly. After all, freestyle declined in popularity in the late 1970s, as vertical riding took over, and then in the late 1980s and forward the technical aspect of freestyle was gobbled up almost whole by street skating.

Almost whole. While street skating took  it’s flipping and technicality, and even its ollie, from freestyle, it left the good stuff. Spins, wheelies, upside-down (handstand) tricks. All these were left to the freestylers, but most importantly the flow and the desire to really master your skateboard were left to the nerds of skateboarding.

Today there’s an international community of freestyle skateboarders, glued together by love of freestyle and by the internet. BUT — even with the internet, YouTube, social media, and all the rest, there is no substitute for having a paper publication in your hands to read while you sit on the pot.

So an associate of mine has organized a group of freestylers into a ‘zine crew, and we’re about to publish (in a month or so) our first issue of Broken Fingers, the freestyle skateboarding magazine.

I have contributed the story “Skater: it’s good to be a weirdo”, in slightly edited format, to that publication. It’s not really a story. More of an essay.  I will be doing an essay in each issue. I hope my work speaks not just to freestylers, and not just skaters, but to all humanoids who read it.

It think it’s a good short essay. I’m no Christopher Hitchens, but then, well, whatever…

SCOTUS

Today the Supreme Court found in favor of Hobby Lobby in their case against the federal government, which will allow them to NOT offer birth control as part of their insurance package.

Yeah…not even going to write about this.

I just want to point out that you can go to any version of this story on a major news website, like Yahoo! News, and read the Comments sections, and you will be blown away by how ignorant many of our countrymen are. Mind blown, again.

Getting All Nerdy

Earlier this month I read the book “Just a Geek“, by Wil Wheaton. I’ve been reading his blog on and off for many years, but the last couple of years I kind of lost track of him. Then I came back to his blog last month, remembered how much I enjoyed it, and started watching some of his web series about table-top games, called (appropriately), “Tabletop.”

This show, Tabletop, man it really makes me want to get some friends together and play some of these games. It looks fun. Back in the early 1990s, I ran a D&D game in which my wife and number of friends played. It was great fun, as they were all new to gaming.

The problem with D&D and other traditional RPGs is that they take tremendous amounts of time. That’s a problem for me, at least. I have a lot of other projects. My wife is busy working on a PhD. We can’t take the time to spend hours and hours playing D&D. And of course, I’d have to spend just as much time getting the game ready, as GM, before we even played.

All the time involved in preparing and playing RPGs is directly proportion to lack of physical exercise of the participating human. You rarely see any non-rotund gamers older than 22. So even though I think gaming is fun, it’s not as fun as skateboarding, Aikido, and not being a human sloth.

I should say this now — I say this all with love.  I love the geeks. I don’t care that they’re mostly in pretty bad shape. This isn’t a jock making fun of them, OK? If I had an extra 30 hours of free time per week, I’d be right there with them. Part of the fun of geekdom is the absolute, uncensored, total psycho STOKE that geeks have for their comics, games, movies, etc. I have always been a bit too reserved a person to fully participate in that. I always felt like an interloper in the Geek World, but I still have always appreciated that enthusiasm.

If I’m gonna be extend my sedentary ways from work to home, I’d rather be reading.

Which bring me back to Tabletop. There are some really cool, creative games out there that can be played in about an hour. That is kind of appealing to me. It’s not the same thing as RPGs creativity-wise, but I think it offers some of the same fun experience. In fact, I found a game on the show that I think my nieces and nephews would really enjoy playing. Gonna get it and take it on our next visit. Should be a blast.

I’m going to check for this one particular table-top game at Madness Comics & Games, in Plano, Texas. I am lucky to work and live near this store, and let me just say this, it is the BEST comics/gaming store I’ve ever seen. They have frickin’ everything! And I do mean EVERYTHING. Looking for every one of the Hellboy compilations? They’ve got it. Looking for a place to play your games? They have a HUGE gaming area.

OK, that’s all for now. I need to make a saving-throw, then drink a potion of healing, load all my shit into a back of holding, and get back to work.

Edit!

OK, I was just thinking about gaming, and this came to mind. Maybe I’m just being an old guy — I don’t know. It’s no secret that I’m just not into video games. At our Aikido dojo, which exists within a larger sports facility, I often see a group of about 6-8 little boys sitting in the hall just beyond the entrance, all focused on their tablet computers and video games. It’s kind of funny and weird. First, it’s funny because here’s this little kid gaming posse. It’s kind of cool in that way. They are playing games, which is enjoyable. But damn man, they are all staring a their own screens. so they’re sitting together, which shows the desire of kids to do thing together, but all playing their own games alone. That is kind of sad to me. They should be doing something together. At least it seems like that to me. Whatever.

NDT and Philosophy

My friend Dave recently posted this article about Neil deGrasse Tyson’s recent (and perhaps frequent) jibes at the field of Philosophy.

I will start this commentary by saying that I’m pretty much in agreement with Dave on most of his thoughts. I’m less outraged than Dave, as I don’t think NDT has Philosophy on his hit list. I think Neil has made remarks, based on his personal opinion, that are off target, and I also think in this particular podcast he was trying to be conversational and funny with the host. Still, he seems to be on-record as standing by his comments.

It’s a bummer when someone you like says something dumb. Like when you meet someone, or see an old friend, and everything is going fine and the conversation is going well, then he or she says something about “the damn[insert minority name here].” Yeah, I do think NDT’s comments about Philosophy are dumb and take a very narrow view of Philosophy. On a personal level I give him a pass because I think is excellent work in science education outweighs one opinion I think is dumb.

When I first heard about this topic months ago, I found it kind of hard to believe that someone of Tyson’s stature and leanings would think that Philosophy is useless. But in retrospect, it isn’t that hard to believe. I think quite  a few famous scientists over the years have expressed similar opinions. They seem to view Philosophy as the predecessor of Science — something that Science has replaced.

Reading NDT’s remarks, his biggest problem with Philosophy seems to be the tendency for it to go into bottomless pits of questions within questions, endless linguistic analysis, etc. Frankly, this is kind of true. That does happen, and I think even philosophers sometimes get frustrated with that (I am guessing — I am not a philosopher). He seems to feel that really smart people should not go into Philosophy as major field of study and/or profession because it is unproductive.

Well, there are plenty of counterarguments that can be made to NDT’s remarks. Here are some. And here are even more. And here’s my favorite! I’m not going to even try to compete with these guys. I have my own argument though, and it goes like this…

Generally, the study of Philosophy can have the effect of making people less stupid.

Yes, that’s a block quote. I quoted myself.

Having gone to a Baptist university (Baylor), I think I’ve seen philosophy from a different vantage point than NDT. Sure, I only took one Philosophy class — the first one — but what I saw was a bunch of very intellectually sheltered young people, most from a very rigid religious belief system, challenged to consider other ways of thinking. Challenged to examine not only their own beliefs, but WHY and HOW they held those beliefs. Challenged to a level of introspection few of them had ever approached, and certainly were never encouraged to approach.

How many introductory Science classes can make the same claim? None that I have ever been involved in. I would hazard a guess that only a tiny fraction of science classes challenge anyone to consider their own thought process or beliefs.

One might think that at a place like Baylor the Philosophy classes would be bullshit — stacked with professors seeking only to further indoctrinate Baptist kids. But that wasn’t the case. The department was full of real philosophers, doing the real thing, and hammering at those kids’ brains with mind-opening questions.

That’s a pretty extreme example. Most universities aren’t Baptist, but I would guess that most young students (and older ones) are just as cemented in their beliefs as those Baptist kids. Philosophy can help to jackhammer that cement.

Sure, there are people who take Philosophy classes and even major in Philosophy that remain rigid a-holes, who act unethically, who are completely unaffected by the teaching. But overall, I think a good Philosophy class is good for the human mind.

One other thing. Most of these discussions seem to look only at the value of Philosophy to the scientific endeavor. By that I mean “what progress in Physics has been made by Philosophy”. Philosophy is a LOT more than that. It is Ethics. It is Logic. It is Epistemology. Now, science is surely delving into these realms, and has some interesting things to say about them. But really, I don’t think is has contributed much to Ethics, which is only perhaps the most important area of human thought.

And yes, I still love the new Cosmos and I still like NDT. I just think he needs to pull his head out of his ass on this issue.

Is this really what we’ve come to?

I’m reading this great book called Detroit City Is The Place To Be: the afterlife of an American metropolis, by Mark Binelli. It’s about his return to the decaying city of his youth. He documents his experiences.

I can’t tell you too much about it because I’m only on Chapter 2, but so far I’m enjoying it a lot.

Anyway, Mark moves in on Service Street, a short street that appears to be in the process of gentrification by hipsters and whatnot.

I was wondering what it actually looks like, so I decided to check it out on Google Maps Street View.

As I’m moving down the virtual street I see 3 people walking by the Google Van, and of course two of them are compelled to flip off the camera.

Seriously, is that the best you can do? Flip off the Google van? I’m so tired of seeing people raise their middle fingers in photographs I could just yak. I see this all the time in skateboarding. Someone has to be all PUNK ROCK and flip off the camera. What does that mean? How old are you? 15? Let me just clear this up — it’s dumb. Don’t do that. It makes you a jackass.

End of rant.

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Skinny, weak, drug addict hipsters display their stupidity.

Sports and Jingoism

Fair warning. This is one of those posts that will make me seem like one of those people who just can’t enjoy anything. “He always has to over-think stuff, doesn’t he?” That’s what you may say to yourself as you read this. Well, that may be true, but I am right about this…and Noam Choksky is right…so just give me a few minutes of your time.

In the mid 1990s, my wife and I saw the film Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media. It was cool to be in grad school in Austin in those days. You could see stuff like this at the theater there on the drag. It was before Austin was so blown-out. The final days of the Slacker era. Now it’s a big Crate & Barrel. But I digress…

So we were watching this film, and I can’t remember if my friend Rich was with us, or if we were discussing this latter, but Rich is a big sports fan. He’s also smart person – into literature, writing, and thinking smart thoughts. When we brought up Chomsky’s ideas about the function of sports in our society (and I include all of Western culture here), Rich chuckled and said “he’s right”. Man, I love Rich. Dude is just one of the best.  Here’s a clip from the film…the part we were discussing.

Which brings us to the World Cup.

If “regular” professional sports are, as Chomsky claims, a distraction, then the World Cup has to be the Numero Uno Worldwide Distraction Grande. Soccer is international. If you throw in all the Americans who are into it, it becomes even more international. And if you then throw in all the Americans who enjoy pretending to be into it, it is really really international.

“So where are you going with this, Bob?”, you are probably asking yourself. Well, I’ll tell you.

This morning my wife found and posted this link, regarding the so-called “oil reforms” in Mexico – Fooling Mexican Fans.

In case you don’t want to read this article, here is my summary: The Mexican oil industry is not private. It is owned by the state. Big filthy money men in our country and theirs want to privatize it. They are of course making the argument that in private hands it will benefit the Mexican people more. If you look at, ohhhhh, the entire history of privatization of natural resources in Latin America, you will find  this claim highly suspect. It has been used over and over, always resulting in natural wealth being sucked OUT of a country, usually into US Banks and the accounts of a few powerful locals.

So this is all being debated (pushed) while Mexicans are distracted by the World Cup.

Somewhere in Houston, men smoking big cigars and drinking brandy in darkly lit wood-paneled rooms are experiencing massive Petro-Boners as they thank the God of Joel Osteen for the existence of soccer.

Now, besides providing a distraction to keep the great unwashed masses’ brain cells occupied, Chomsky of course makes the point that sports provide training in what he calls “irrational jingoism.” This opinion is echoed by the late Argentine writer Jorge Luis Borges, as discussed in this article from New Republic. In case you are too busy watching a World Cup game to read this short article, or too drunk, or both, Borges says essentially the same thing as Chomsky — that soccer’s role is to train people in Nationalism and mold the psyche into one that can accept mass movements and nationalism as Virtuous with a capital V. 

Oh God, I feel myself being drawn toward an Orwell tangent. Must – not – go -there.

So, is there anything I like about the World Cup? Yes. Here is my favorite thing about it.

I like it that there is a place on the world stage where a smaller, less powerful country has the potential to kick the shit out of big powerful mean countries. However, I dislike that fact that anyone thinks this actually means anything.

 

 

 

Podcast Episode 3: Englishmen in Texas – Abrook and Weller

Thanks for checking out the 3rd episode of the Concrete Lunch Podcast.

In Numero Tres, I begin with an interview I did about a year ago with Greg Stubbs, at the no-longer-permission pool Electric Larry Land.

Then we move on to a longer interview with English transplants to the Dallas skateboarding scene, Tracy Weller and Mark Abrook.

Tracy is sponsored by and has a model on Entropy Skateboards. Mark has his own brewing company, Abrook Ales.

A big thanks to both guys from coming over and sitting down with me!

Music in the episode:

Intro – Don’t Worry, He Was Going to Die Anyway, by Deep Snapper
Clip going into Weller/Abrook Interview — the Sex Pistols – Anarchy in the UK
Outro – Whiskey and Pliers – Deep Snapper

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One of Us

Last week the world lost a unique person.

Had I been a little younger, or Tom a little older, I’d probably have known Tom pretty well. As it was, I graduated from Baylor just about the time he arrived.

At a Baptist university like Baylor, it might seem strange to find yourself part of a group of the school freaks. Skaters, musicians, artists, writers, philosophers, stoners, goths, poets. But that’s how it worked out. At UT Austin, or maybe any other school, we’d have been a lot more average, but at Baylor we were the weirdos. We liked it that way. You could always go to the old fountain in the middle of campus (not there anymore — the fountain, that is) and find some of the crew.

When I arrived at Baylor in 1983, it wasn’t like that. There was no such scene. There were a few interesting oddballs, but no scene. Somehow at the beginning of my Junior year that changed. There was a sudden influx of people who didn’t fit in there, but fit in together. I was older than most of them by a good two years.

So by the time Tom got there I had graduated. I’d make frequent trips back to skate with my friends, and later to see my soon-to-be wife. On one of these trips I briefly met Tom. I am sorry to say I have no recollection of it, but Tom remembered. Apparently he was like that — remembered everything. Over the last few years we got to know each other a bit via Facebook, as part of that little community of friends, now connected by electronic means.

But still, I can’t really say I knew him.

I think that is my loss.

 

Need…some…Aikido…

I need some Aikido.

Went to Aikido practice Saturday morning, then taught kids class.

Then went home and spent the afternoon – until 7pm – helping a friend bust up about 60 feet of concrete sidewalk and haul the chunks back to the rubble pile he’s going to get hauled away.

I felt pretty good afterward. Not hurt, just tired and a little sore.

Two days later my legs really need some Aikido. My legs need it. Need to get them going, get the muscles stretched out, and get the nice back massage that falling down and rolling for 1.5 hours provides.

Why I will not watch the film Idiocracy

People tell me that I must see the film Idiocracy.

People I respect and think are really smart tell me how great the film is.

Then you hear people comparing the real world to the world portrayed in the movie. “See — Idiocracy is true”. That kind of thing.

However, I hear the same thing from people I think are dumb, or those I just disagree with. They are applying their own social/political filter to the film and they see what they want.

So what we have is a film that everyone thinks is speaking from their point of view. I’m not really interested in that, so I’ll never watch the film.

Chromebook Update

Just thought I’d say that I’m still loving the inexpensive yet super useful Google Chromebook. I have the $249 Samsung model, and it may be the best $249 I’ve spend on technology in a long time. I’ve had it a year. No problems at all.

I am at this point pretty settled on having a nice Mac desktop in my office, be it a Mac Mini or maybe and iMac at some point, and a Chromebook for mobile computering needs.

 

Hahahahah

Just read that the new Miss USA is a 4th degree black belt in Taekwondo and a “certified instructor” after 12 years of training.

Man, some arts just sell those belts don’t they? Preposterous.