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The Ultimate Plot Hole

In the Fantastic Four’s first encounter with Galactus, they get a little help from the Watcher, who gives Reed Richards access to the Ultimate Nullifier, a device with which he is able to drive Galactus away from Earth.

Sorry, the Earth would have been toast.

Sorry, the Earth would have been toast.

Are we to believe that Galactus, an almost omnipotent being, capable of creating demigods like the Silver Surfer, subsisting on the life-energy of entire planets, born in the fire of the Big Bang…

…can’t simply take the damned thing away from Reed Richards, the guy whose power is the ability to stretch?

Surely Galactus could have paralyzed Reed rendering him unable to trigger the device. He could have teleported the device from Reed’s hand. He could simply cause Reed to instantly be dead. There are an infinite number of ways a being like Galactus could have easily solved this problem.


Twitter is down

My browsers here at work are not able to load Twitter’s style sheet, so Twitter is sort of blown up for me right now. Thus, I have posted a few things here that I might otherwise have tweeted.

Someone should bring me some bacon and eggs this morning. 

People are stupid, right?

This guy parked like a jackass. (insert iPod camera image here)

RETWEET: picture of someone’s cat.

I wish I was out skateboarding right now.

9:27am — time to start putting up for the day?

Really, some bacon and eggs would be nice.

Reply: Oh yeah, for sure. They are washed up!

In my next life, I’d like to be a chocolate pie.