Twitter is down

My browsers here at work are not able to load Twitter’s style sheet, so Twitter is sort of blown up for me right now. Thus, I have posted a few things here that I might otherwise have tweeted.

Someone should bring me some bacon and eggs this morning. 

People are stupid, right?

This guy parked like a jackass. (insert iPod camera image here)

RETWEET: picture of someone’s cat.

I wish I was out skateboarding right now.

9:27am — time to start putting up for the day?

Really, some bacon and eggs would be nice.

Reply: Oh yeah, for sure. They are washed up!

In my next life, I’d like to be a chocolate pie.