Tonight promises great entertainment value with the first of the Republican Presidential debates on Fox News!

Whooooo Haaaaa! Have you seen the lineup? Haven’t seen this much crazy since One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s nest. This should be good.

Seriously.

Gonna stream this to my Big American TV via lightning to HDMI converter cable from my iPad Air and its newly downloaded Fox News 2016 Election HQ app, which promisses to give me Fair & Balanced (TM) coverage of this intellectual trainwreck.

So mix yourself up a nice cocktail of quaaludes, LSD, and Jolt Cola and prepare your mind for the onslaught!